I am a genuine, caring and honest person, who likes to have a laugh and a good time. I say things how I see them and am not afraid to speak my mind. It must be the Italian in me lol.
I'm a people person and get on with everyone, but if someone upsets me then that will be it and I'll cut them loose . It does take a...
time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
im a crazy 22 year old mum...who loves to rock to Evanescence, Nickleback, Linkin park...well you get the idea...
i am ear piercing trained
outside of work i dress in gothic styled clothes and love my eye liner and black lippy...
i am still trying to except who i am and who i want to be...
i live life to the full and try to be very chatty
things for...
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
I am: petite, delicate and intelligent, pretty above and below, like to laugh at witty jokes. I am unable to accommodate nor have much time to travel. However, I do have a lovely smily face when I'm happy:-) and much more... Would like to have fun occasionally with you if this is you: older than 35, slim or athletic, no facial hair, no smoker, able to hold a conversation, include...
I am a professional woman with a frantically hectic work schedule. So my availability for in person fun is limited. Online fun is an outlet for me. If this does something for you too, then be in touch. Online fantasy can be so hot and wild and with me hardly anything is too wild to fantasize about. Always wanted to have a slut who will service you and the entire...
Sensual slim lady. Takes care of herself and would like to meet a man who does the same.
I'm not interested in one night stands or men that are attached.
I'm not into c*#k pics your more likely to catch my eye with a well thought out profile pic.
I love to kiss, caress and take my time and like a man who enjoys the same.
I don't want to...
Hi all.
I'm 32 and enjoy having a great time. I am looking for someone male or female to have 3sums and group sex with myself and my boyfriend, who is 100% straight. We are in to swinging and dogging. If we arrange to meet it will be myself and my boyfriend, under no circumstaces will i meet anyone on my own!!
Hi, i'm Michelle, looking for very horny sexual encounters!!! Very sexy woman, who needs attention and servicing!! Love big cock, and pussy too!! will satisfy no end!! Have large selectoin of toys and outfits,, can be very sub!! Love threesomes and voyuerism, love to cam!! Will call to break ice,, 100% genuine, no timewasters please!! Can travel, message if serious for more info !! X
sorry no photos.................I'm 5 ft 8 inches tall and would describe myself as cuddle, i have very bright red hair(not natural) I love,clothes and always make the most of myself. I'm looking for a man who i can laugh with and get to know a little before we take the next step to satisfy each other sexually,I like a man who is gentle and sensual and knows how to satisfy...
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...